Socks and Shoes
copyright 2005 by Tim Griffin

Socks and shoes, socks and shoes go together like jazz and blues
So spread the news, you gotta have socks and shoes

Shoes and socks, shoes and socks: a combination that really rocks
Like bagels and lox, you gotta have shoes and socks

People without ‘em get jeers and taunts in all the fancy restaurants
It’s like going to a dance without a clean pair of underpants

Left and right, left and right, you can get ’em in black or white
Or any old color, gosh they’re really neat
You’d better not lose your socks and shoes, keep ‘em on your feet!


Is this the dumbest song I have ever written? Not even close. But it might be the dumbest one I've posted; you be the judge.